2009-09-15, 09:57 PM
...genie? i see a seagull. since when did seagulls pop out of magic lamps and grant me my wishes after demanding i perform fellatio on them? or is this a backwards world where genies fly around in the sky at beaches and scavange off of the sand and boardwalk for scraps of discarded food that we so carelessly throw at them, whilst watching genies get their stupid necks trapped in those plastic holders used to hold bottles of soda together?