Chompy disappointed me.

People don't have to act normal on online forum boards. It's man's gift for social outcasts and people who are escaping from their own insecurities. If you can be a big deal on a forum board, you don't need to have any friends in real life. You can just make pretend friends online who think almost everything you type is funny and/or hilarious due to status quo and most everyone will go along with the flow since everyone is just one big happy incestuous family (or they want friends). Family? Job? School? Pfft, look at me. I've got the freaking internet and I can be as crazy as I want since I've been here long enough to finally be accepted for who I am.

Who cares about the new people who don't know all the inside jokes and the type of colorful personalities that color Southperry? We don't need them. We have Chompy. He represents the best of Southperry.

Swerve is right! At my former job I showed great restraint and taught GREAT VALUES! and ENCOURAGEMENT!

And depending on the social scene I MAKE GOOD TIME BIG BIG RIGHT DECISIONS!
My soon-to-be-job-that-i-interviewed-for and they have me signed to.
Is Communications work. I basically talk to people for a living. That is my college major.
Talking. I do it well.