2009-09-14, 05:02 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-09-14, 05:05 PM by Sn1perJohnE.)
"You certainly have the intelligence needed for this kind of responsibility. Under your leadership the band makes terrific progress. In the coming months:
Everyone in the neighborhood signs a petition to keep you from practicing in this state. The petition was first drawn up by your mother. "
Mother dont like me
"This was a very open-minded set of choices. You arrive at the country club waiting to meet Dad's boss's daughter. All of a sudden, this MOVIE STAR walks up to you. Your eyes glaze...your mouth gets dry and you must concentrate very hard to prevent your tongue from dropping out of your mouth. COULD THIS BE MATHILDA?
Nope. It's some lady who thinks you work there parking cars. Mathilda arrives complete with braces, pigtails and a squeaky laugh. As the night goes on, you find out she's not so bad. Dad gets a raise the following week. Now, about the company picnic next month..."
Thanks Dad
Everyone in the neighborhood signs a petition to keep you from practicing in this state. The petition was first drawn up by your mother. "
Mother dont like me

"This was a very open-minded set of choices. You arrive at the country club waiting to meet Dad's boss's daughter. All of a sudden, this MOVIE STAR walks up to you. Your eyes glaze...your mouth gets dry and you must concentrate very hard to prevent your tongue from dropping out of your mouth. COULD THIS BE MATHILDA?
Nope. It's some lady who thinks you work there parking cars. Mathilda arrives complete with braces, pigtails and a squeaky laugh. As the night goes on, you find out she's not so bad. Dad gets a raise the following week. Now, about the company picnic next month..."
Thanks Dad

