Scrolling probability chart and excell questions

1.) How do you convert something in excel into a vBullition quickly? I just add the | myself, but it kinda takes a while.

I'm not positive that it works, but try opening the .xls in Notepad. Then you should be able to turn it into something resembling VBulletin table format using find+replace.

2.) Is there any way in excel to make something a function of other cells by placement from the current cell? As in, could I make a cell be "=((1UP,1LEFT)*.3)+((1UP)*.35)? That way, I could copy/paste this all down the chart and make it a bunch faster.

You could just use autofill. It does the offsets for you.

E.g. if your cell in B1 has a formula "=A1*2", and you autofill that to B2, B2 would now contain "=B1*2". I think that should suit your purposes.