2009-09-09, 03:01 PM
What you want to hear: I HAVENT BEEN OUTSIDE IN AGES, MAPLESTORY HAS CONSUMED MY LIFE AND ANY CONTACT WITH WOMEN FORCES ME TO SPAM THE BOOSTER KEY WITH A NON EXISTANT KEYBOARD THAT SOMETIMES GETS REPLACED BY HER CHEST. I CAN'T HANDLE LIQUOR AND I'M SOCIALLY INEPT. I PLAY TO LIVE IN A WORLD THAT IM SUCCESSFUL IN AS I SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR A 110 ATTACK CLAW. MY DAMAGE GIVES ME AN ERECTION AND A FULLFILLMENT MY PARENTS ONLY WISH THEY COULD FEEL AS THEY CLOSE MY DOOR TO KEEP THE SMELL OF MY NON SHOWERING GRINDING AFRAID OF OUTSIDE STINK OUT OF THE HOUSE..