Top 5 words/phrases that you hate being said to you.

"Can't have your cake and eat it too."
Worst f'ucking phrase ever. If you can't eat the cake, f'uck having it.

"Life is like a bowl of cherries"
Only if life were a virgin.

"[insert any family guy joke]"
You're not funny because you are a parrot that watches the show.

"You're gay/That's gay/etc"
Yes everything is positively homosexual.

"[4chan jokes]"
Get over it.