2009-09-02, 05:22 PM
Ooooh. I thought of another that people say all the time when I'm at work. No wait, 2 things!
Backstory: Here in Utah, it's required by law to wear Swim Diapers AND Plastic Pants under a persons swim suit if they are under the age of 3 OR 'any persons who do not have control of their bowels'. So, we have signs all over at the desk that say it's required by law to have both the diaper and the plastic pants.
People ALWAYS say to the person next to them, "Hey, I think you need to get one of these diapers. -hysterically laughs, then stares up at me to see I'm not laughing, then stops laughing-.
Another Backstory: We're supposed to give wristbands to children under 9 that say "I must be accompanied by a person 14 years of age or older in the water at all times."
When giving out wristbands, people usually say to the other person next to them "You act like you're less than 9, you should get a wristband!"
Backstory: Here in Utah, it's required by law to wear Swim Diapers AND Plastic Pants under a persons swim suit if they are under the age of 3 OR 'any persons who do not have control of their bowels'. So, we have signs all over at the desk that say it's required by law to have both the diaper and the plastic pants.
People ALWAYS say to the person next to them, "Hey, I think you need to get one of these diapers. -hysterically laughs, then stares up at me to see I'm not laughing, then stops laughing-.
Another Backstory: We're supposed to give wristbands to children under 9 that say "I must be accompanied by a person 14 years of age or older in the water at all times."
When giving out wristbands, people usually say to the other person next to them "You act like you're less than 9, you should get a wristband!"