2009-08-23, 01:59 AM
Fiel Wrote:My dad is like the coolest person ever.
Dad: Hey, Paul, you know I love your mom.
Paul: Yeah, and?
Dad: We kiss and make out.
Paul: Dad, please...
Dad: Your mom and I... we have sex!
Paul: Ugh, DAD STO...
Dad: In our bedroom!
Paul: DAD...!
Dad: I f'ucked your mom.
Paul: ...
Just so you know... they did it in your room while you were gone, too. And everywhere else. And she wore that same outfit.
Dad: AGH THE SEQUINS ARE DIGGING IN

