Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, some one wishes an uncoruptable wish about your top secret plan getting destroyed and you forgetting what it was. You get frustrated trying to remember it, get depressed then proceed to /wrist, you slice your arm open to much, get scared and slip on a puddle of your own blood, knock yourself unconcious and die of blood loss.

I wish my uncle's computer had spell check and that I wasn't to lazy to think of a better wish.