If I were a girl, I'd never shave my legs.

I've had to shave my right leg twice so far (and will have to in another 4 days) in order to get work done on a tattoo. For several days afterward, I often wake up to the pain of the stubble rubbing against my other leg. It's awful.

I now feel bad for every female who does so on a regular basis. You are truly the heroes of gender.