2009-08-20, 09:40 PM
So I had this weird dream this morning. I had a dream that I was with a strange man named Herbert, and the f'ucker thought I was hitting on him, LOL. [SIZE="7"]I even butchered a wolf and brought him back to life[/SIZE], and he just about thought I was Jesus (wait, who am I kidding, I am Jesus). Then I told him that I was part of a secret organization, and he wanted to be a part. I pulled him in a van, and showed him this video.
I woke up and screamed, "What the pineapple was that!" My wife woke up (wait, I don't have a wife?) and looked at me. She asked, "Did you drink some pomegranate juice." I fell back asleep.
But I had another mysterious dream! This time, it was of a maid... a maid in the bathroom using a pisser. Where'd she get the dong from? Then I looked in the shower stall, and these two women had mysteriously switched heads! They were all over each other in manly obsession. OMG ONE OF THEM TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR. The maid was cooing in ecstasy as she pissed on the wall with her imaginary dong.
I woke up. The strange dong, the heads switching... becoming Jesus... what does it all mean?
The video
![[Image: vanexplode.gif]](http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6480/vanexplode.gif)
I woke up and screamed, "What the pineapple was that!" My wife woke up (wait, I don't have a wife?) and looked at me. She asked, "Did you drink some pomegranate juice." I fell back asleep.
But I had another mysterious dream! This time, it was of a maid... a maid in the bathroom using a pisser. Where'd she get the dong from? Then I looked in the shower stall, and these two women had mysteriously switched heads! They were all over each other in manly obsession. OMG ONE OF THEM TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR. The maid was cooing in ecstasy as she pissed on the wall with her imaginary dong.
I woke up. The strange dong, the heads switching... becoming Jesus... what does it all mean?