I feel like answering your questions... 
Do you really care about the environment? Kinda. No.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot? No.
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car? No.
Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs? Yes.
Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with? Yes.
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends? Yes.
Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with? No.
Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back? No.
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend? Yes.
Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are? Doesn't matter
Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with you friends? No.
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced? No.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents? Some things Yes.
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge? No.
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? Yes.
Do you like your mother more than your father? I love them equally.
Do you believe your parents are proud of you? Yes.
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family? No.
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you? No.
Do you respect your father? Yes.
Have you ever stolen from your parents? No.
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)? Yes.
Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime? If it was something like littering, no. If it was something like murder, yes.
Do you think you are a good role model for your children? Don't have any.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father? Yes.
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father? Yes.
Would you say your mother is a great cook? Yes.
Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother? uh. No kinda weird.
Do you dislike small children? Yes, Very much.
Do you secretly think babies are ugly? No.
If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house? No.
Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t? Yes.
Have you lied on your resume? What does resume mean in this sentence? o.O
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career? Yes.
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work? Probably.. No.
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom? No.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t? School yes.
Do you love your job more than sex? No.
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you? No.
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford? Yes cause my parents bought it, not me I'm poor
Are you jealous of people with more money than you? Kinda.
Have you done anything to win? Win what?
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things? No.
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom? Yes.
Do you wish you were still single? I am single
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend? I'm smarter then every1
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands? Not really, its a good thing though.
If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends? No. Only 1 chance with this beast.
Have you ever broken up by text message? No.
Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it? Nope.
Have you ever made a sexy video? If I'm in it, its sexy.
Have you ever posed nude? No.
Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone? Nope.
Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor? Nope.
Have you ever pretended to be another sex online? I have a girl HS mule o.O
Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet? Nope.
Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot? Yes.
Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people? Yes.
Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you? Not possible.
Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person? Yes.
Have you ever had cosmetic surgery? In maplestory. And I has contacts ;o
Is that your real nose? Yup.
Are you a compulsive spender? I like making money turn into different things
Have you lied about your weight? No.
Do skinny people make you jealous? No. I make them feel fat.
Have you ever stuffed your underwear? Why would I do that.
Have you ever made a false accusation? Uhm maybe on accident.
Do you secretly give nothing to charity? I skip the money bucket in church.
If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back? Ya without the money.
Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased? I dun got one of those thingys
Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant? Nope.
Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you? Nope.
Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill? Nope.
Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket? Nope.
Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else? Ya.
Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men? No.
As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool? No.
Did you cheat on any of your tests in school? No.
Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read? Yes.
Do you think you are better looking that your siblings? Yes, didn't you already ask this.
Do you think you will still be married in 5 years? I'm not married
Do you sabotage your rivals at work? No.
Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired? No.
Have you ever lied to get a job? No.
Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive? No.
Do you like your mother-in-law? Dun Have 1
Do you really care about the starving children in Africa? No.
Do you really care about the famine in Darfur? Whos that
Did you attend College mainly to impress your parents? No
Would you trust your best friend [insert name] with any money issues that you have? No.
Would you trust your best friend to spend the night with your bf/gf? No.
If your bf/gf asked you, would you not help your best friend [insert name] when he/she's in a difficult situation? No.
Do you think your best guy/girl friend looks more attractive that your bf/gf? No.
Do you blame your online friends for the lack of friends outside the internet? No.
Have you spent more than $1000 on an internet game? Yes.
Have you ever fallen in love with a girl or guy in an online game (MapleStory)? No.
Do you think you have better relationships with friends online than your own gf/bf? No.
If you broke up with your husband/wife, and he/she wanted to commit suicide, would you be okay with that? No.
Are you racist? Yes.
Do you hate a certain type of music mainly because of the main ethnicity that sings/produces them? No. I hate the people not the music.
Do you think you can be trusted? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on a college exam / test? No.
Do you think you have a great life? Yes.
At some point, did you attempt to kill yourself out of spite or confusion? No.
Are you weak towards the people you love? No.
Are you be swayed by emotions easily? No.
Do you lie every single day? Not EVERY day.
MY QUESTION:
If you had a retarded baby, would you think about having an abortion/setting it up for adoption?
PS: You have a fake nose Paul?
Do you really care about the environment? Kinda. No.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot? No.
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car? No.
Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs? Yes.
Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with? Yes.
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends? Yes.
Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with? No.
Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back? No.
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend? Yes.
Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are? Doesn't matter
Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with you friends? No.
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced? No.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents? Some things Yes.
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge? No.
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? Yes.
Do you like your mother more than your father? I love them equally.
Do you believe your parents are proud of you? Yes.
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family? No.
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you? No.
Do you respect your father? Yes.
Have you ever stolen from your parents? No.
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)? Yes.
Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime? If it was something like littering, no. If it was something like murder, yes.
Do you think you are a good role model for your children? Don't have any.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father? Yes.
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father? Yes.
Would you say your mother is a great cook? Yes.
Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother? uh. No kinda weird.
Do you dislike small children? Yes, Very much.
Do you secretly think babies are ugly? No.
If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house? No.
Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t? Yes.
Have you lied on your resume? What does resume mean in this sentence? o.O
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career? Yes.
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work? Probably.. No.
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom? No.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t? School yes.
Do you love your job more than sex? No.
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you? No.
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford? Yes cause my parents bought it, not me
I'm poor Are you jealous of people with more money than you? Kinda.
Have you done anything to win? Win what?
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things? No.
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom? Yes.
Do you wish you were still single? I am single
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend? I'm smarter then every1
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands? Not really, its a good thing though.
If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends? No. Only 1 chance with this beast.
Have you ever broken up by text message? No.
Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it? Nope.
Have you ever made a sexy video? If I'm in it, its sexy.
Have you ever posed nude? No.
Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone? Nope.
Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor? Nope.
Have you ever pretended to be another sex online? I have a girl HS mule o.O
Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet? Nope.
Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot? Yes.
Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people? Yes.
Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you? Not possible.
Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person? Yes.
Have you ever had cosmetic surgery? In maplestory. And I has contacts ;o
Is that your real nose? Yup.
Are you a compulsive spender? I like making money turn into different things
Have you lied about your weight? No.
Do skinny people make you jealous? No. I make them feel fat.
Have you ever stuffed your underwear? Why would I do that.
Have you ever made a false accusation? Uhm maybe on accident.
Do you secretly give nothing to charity? I skip the money bucket in church.
If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back? Ya without the money.
Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased? I dun got one of those thingys
Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant? Nope.
Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you? Nope.
Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill? Nope.
Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket? Nope.
Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else? Ya.
Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men? No.
As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool? No.
Did you cheat on any of your tests in school? No.
Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read? Yes.
Do you think you are better looking that your siblings? Yes, didn't you already ask this.
Do you think you will still be married in 5 years? I'm not married
Do you sabotage your rivals at work? No.
Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired? No.
Have you ever lied to get a job? No.
Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive? No.
Do you like your mother-in-law? Dun Have 1
Do you really care about the starving children in Africa? No.
Do you really care about the famine in Darfur? Whos that
Did you attend College mainly to impress your parents? No
Would you trust your best friend [insert name] with any money issues that you have? No.
Would you trust your best friend to spend the night with your bf/gf? No.
If your bf/gf asked you, would you not help your best friend [insert name] when he/she's in a difficult situation? No.
Do you think your best guy/girl friend looks more attractive that your bf/gf? No.
Do you blame your online friends for the lack of friends outside the internet? No.
Have you spent more than $1000 on an internet game? Yes.
Have you ever fallen in love with a girl or guy in an online game (MapleStory)? No.
Do you think you have better relationships with friends online than your own gf/bf? No.
If you broke up with your husband/wife, and he/she wanted to commit suicide, would you be okay with that? No.
Are you racist? Yes.
Do you hate a certain type of music mainly because of the main ethnicity that sings/produces them? No. I hate the people not the music.
Do you think you can be trusted? Yes.
Have you ever cheated on a college exam / test? No.
Do you think you have a great life? Yes.
At some point, did you attempt to kill yourself out of spite or confusion? No.
Are you weak towards the people you love? No.
Are you be swayed by emotions easily? No.
Do you lie every single day? Not EVERY day.
MY QUESTION:
If you had a retarded baby, would you think about having an abortion/setting it up for adoption?
PS: You have a fake nose Paul?
Fiel Wrote:Is that your real nose? No.