Girls.

I couldn't fap to loli even if I wanted to. It does nothing for me, besides the occasional d'awww.

A number of other things actually turn me on. To list a few physical fetishes: Large breasts (DD+), long (brown) hair, hair in pigtails, hair in side ponytail (haphazard is best), white/pale skin, beautiful faces (especially eyes) and slender (but not skinny) bodies. I find weak (but not pathetically so) women sexy too. Those features are usually present on my fantasy/dream woman. All this loli nonsense is actually quite funny to me because I hate flat chests. Say what you will about me being shallow, but a girl can be absolutely gorgeous, face-wise...but without at least C cup breasts, I get turned off pretty fast. Especially to the thought of ever being with her. lol

Physical things aside, I like girls who are intelligent and not narrow-minded or full of themselves. Definitely someone with a sense of humor, my goodness. Preferably someone as twisted as myself, too, but that'd be hard to find. Mainly just a girl who knows how to take it easy, takes things one day at a time and doesn't care about much. I do not like domineering or strong women--at all. That's not saying I want to be "in control." I just (painfully) found out I do not like becoming passive or stepped on when it comes to relationships. She either has to be mellow like me or passive herself.

I couldn't probably go on and describe my perfect dream girl and fantasy, but I'll refrain. This is sufficient. Plus, I really have no desire to ever find a companion anyway. My desires are too unrealistic, and I'm too selfish to want to ruin my happy, easy-going life with a stress-ridden female. I'll gladly stay alone over ever settling for anyone less than would make me truly happy.

[color="#cc8899"]Inb4CatLadyMan

I agree with the humor part, and should add I need a girl who can deal with me being my...absurd and...imaginative...self.[/COLOR]