I need to get the f'uck outta SouthPerry

Here I am in the morning thinking, "JESUS CHRIST GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE, YOU COULD HAVE DREAMT ABOUT SHOWERING WITH FREAKIN' KEIRA KNIGHTLEY OR ZIYI ZHANG, AND YOU DREAM OF FELIX AND OPETH? Did that seriously JUST HAPPEN?"

I was five years old, and fascinated with licking the mirror for some tongue-to-tongue action. The question then popped into my head: what would it feel like to lick someone else's tongue? Just then, my little brother walked into the room. I told him to stick his tongue out.

YAYAYA TONGUE KISSED MY LITTLE BROTHER AT FIVE YEARS OLD. I'm so pro.

'Nuff said.

Didn't we just have a poll where not a single person responded as being less than 13 years old? Don't PM the hardcore stuff, post it.

This man speaks truth. (Even though the legal age is 18, is it not?)