2009-08-14, 12:51 AM
Sweet angry bejeebus.
Who the hell ever brought up intelligence in this thread. Who the hell cares. Every jackass from here to here again who plays Maple is not only wasting their time but their money. For the love of Christ, we're all retarded. Get the hell over it.
So you've spent 10 times more money than he did, guess what moron you just won yourself a gold medal in the Special Olympics. Downside is you're still a ghetto hood rat that's retarded. So please, please, please, continue down the road of how awesome you are. When really? You're just smart for a black man. Not to mention you're what? A Philosophy Major? So you get a godawful degree in a field that nobody gives a pomegranate about with your flighty theories of right and wrong. Hey guess what man. The world doesn't need another So-crates. But there I go projecting my own values and beliefs on someone who thinks they know best. Look, when you're done with your what? Forty grand piece of paper and back on welfare like everyone else with that degree I guess then you'll understand. However, that being said, I bet you could start a cult. Elron Hubbard did that and he came off pretty well in the end.
Oh but where are my manners. I seemingly know so very much about you and yet you know nothing about me. Vantage points are fun. By now, assuming you're worth weight in food stamps, you've figured out I'm not exactly the nicest of people, or the most dim. Matter of fact, I bet you're wondering exactly who the hell I really am. Guess what?
I'm Brian. Nice to meet you. Being white, I'm your superior in every single way. You, my dear byproduct of oppression, are simply someone trying to fight the odds. Do what Bill Cosby suggested, get a real job. Gasp, but wait, there's more to reveal about myself. I'm also firmly heterosexual. From what I know about you, which is volumes by the way, you seem a bit on that fence. Did Pat not touch just the right way to make you go totally gay or is it that women just want nothing to do with you? Please, tell me. I'm curious, I care. Consider me your new best friend in the whoooooooole wide world. Like Jiminy Cricket, only.. you know... more of an ass.
Also, I was under the impression that you had, at long last, gotten off of Peters' nuts and quit playing Maple. Did I miss the memo where you magically came back or did you really just miss the taste of salty Asian balls THAT much. Curious minds would really like to know.
Whelp. I will now leave this post in the hopes that someday, somehow, you gain a small granule of common sense and stop being such a god awful failure of a horrible human being (That's not to say you're a good person. Just a mindless ass, and an epic failure of one at that.). I'm well aware that people seem to think you're some kind of "God" and they follow you around going "curley we loves you" but you have now been set up the bomb. Make your time.
In the world of smart vs dumb. You're only smart in your own eyes. The people who actually buy your pseudo-intellect are profiting buy it in some way or another. You, and by extension your fan base, are more than welcome to try to flame me all you want. Point out grammatical errors, try to throw down with your IQ scores or even your standardized test results. In the end that doesn't make you smart, it simply means you can regurgitate the information others have created within the allocated 2 hour time frame. Of course... that's all just a matter of perspective, right?
Signed,
The Hate Leech.
Who the hell ever brought up intelligence in this thread. Who the hell cares. Every jackass from here to here again who plays Maple is not only wasting their time but their money. For the love of Christ, we're all retarded. Get the hell over it.
So you've spent 10 times more money than he did, guess what moron you just won yourself a gold medal in the Special Olympics. Downside is you're still a ghetto hood rat that's retarded. So please, please, please, continue down the road of how awesome you are. When really? You're just smart for a black man. Not to mention you're what? A Philosophy Major? So you get a godawful degree in a field that nobody gives a pomegranate about with your flighty theories of right and wrong. Hey guess what man. The world doesn't need another So-crates. But there I go projecting my own values and beliefs on someone who thinks they know best. Look, when you're done with your what? Forty grand piece of paper and back on welfare like everyone else with that degree I guess then you'll understand. However, that being said, I bet you could start a cult. Elron Hubbard did that and he came off pretty well in the end.
Oh but where are my manners. I seemingly know so very much about you and yet you know nothing about me. Vantage points are fun. By now, assuming you're worth weight in food stamps, you've figured out I'm not exactly the nicest of people, or the most dim. Matter of fact, I bet you're wondering exactly who the hell I really am. Guess what?
I'm Brian. Nice to meet you. Being white, I'm your superior in every single way. You, my dear byproduct of oppression, are simply someone trying to fight the odds. Do what Bill Cosby suggested, get a real job. Gasp, but wait, there's more to reveal about myself. I'm also firmly heterosexual. From what I know about you, which is volumes by the way, you seem a bit on that fence. Did Pat not touch just the right way to make you go totally gay or is it that women just want nothing to do with you? Please, tell me. I'm curious, I care. Consider me your new best friend in the whoooooooole wide world. Like Jiminy Cricket, only.. you know... more of an ass.
Also, I was under the impression that you had, at long last, gotten off of Peters' nuts and quit playing Maple. Did I miss the memo where you magically came back or did you really just miss the taste of salty Asian balls THAT much. Curious minds would really like to know.
Whelp. I will now leave this post in the hopes that someday, somehow, you gain a small granule of common sense and stop being such a god awful failure of a horrible human being (That's not to say you're a good person. Just a mindless ass, and an epic failure of one at that.). I'm well aware that people seem to think you're some kind of "God" and they follow you around going "curley we loves you" but you have now been set up the bomb. Make your time.
In the world of smart vs dumb. You're only smart in your own eyes. The people who actually buy your pseudo-intellect are profiting buy it in some way or another. You, and by extension your fan base, are more than welcome to try to flame me all you want. Point out grammatical errors, try to throw down with your IQ scores or even your standardized test results. In the end that doesn't make you smart, it simply means you can regurgitate the information others have created within the allocated 2 hour time frame. Of course... that's all just a matter of perspective, right?
Signed,
The Hate Leech.