2008-07-26, 07:21 AM
Do you really care about the environment? Yes. I've already replaced all the lightbulbs in my room, drive as little as possible, and support as many green projects as possible given my budget
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot? No.
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car? No.
Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs? Yes.
Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with? To be humble, I'm better at them in some things, they whip my ass in others.
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends? No.
Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with? No.
Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back? No.
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend? First I'd investigate into the matter before I reported it. But yes, I'd definitely report it.
Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are? No. Most of my friends are hot guys.
Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with your friends? Nope. Not really. I tend to keep to myself.
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced? They've mentioned getting divorced before, but no, haven't thought about it.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents? Again, I'm smarter than them at some things, but not at others.
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge? No.
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? They could have done better in some areas, but overall I'm happy
Do you like your mother more than your father? Yes.
Do you believe your parents are proud of you? Yes, without a doubt.
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family? No.
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you? No.
Do you respect your father? With all I got.
Have you ever stolen from your parents? No.
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)? No.
Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime? Depends on what the crime is. If the crime infringed on my or another's liberties I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Do you think you are a good role model for your children? I would be. Yes.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father? Most definitely.
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father? Most likely not. They get too nervous too quickly.
Would you say your mother is a great cook? There are better cooks out there, but I love a lot of the stuff my mom makes.
Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother? Looks similar to her? Probably. Acts like her? Maybe not. My mom and I are meant to be friends. I don't think I could marry a person like that.
Do you dislike small children? With a passion. I don't know how to handle them. I suppose it will come with time.
Do you secretly think babies are ugly? Yes. I don't understand the attraction behind a baby. It slobbers and drools and requires too much attention.
If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house? I'd interview them beforehand and it would have to crosscheck my budget first. If they passed those first two steps, I'd consider it but there'd be a lot of tough love.
Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t? You betcha.
Have you lied on your resume? No. I've been as truthful as possible.
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career? Hell yes.
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work? No, never.
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom? Why would I do this? There's no need to.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t? Yup. I've done it.
Do you love your job more than sex? I really don't find sex that appealing, so yes.
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you? No. It actually makes me look up to them and want to have a similar aptitude for ambition as that person.
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford? Hell no. I drive a used car.
Are you jealous of people with more money than you? No.
Have you done anything to win? This question is kind of ambiguous, but as far as doing anything to win at all costs even if it means being downright dirty, sure. I've done it a few times.
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things? NO. I hate snooping around on other people because I hate being snooped on myself. I'm a very, very private person.
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom? No, not always
Is there a body part on your spouse that you dislike? Not married.
Do you wish you were still single? I'm happy being single.
Did you ever fake it in bed? N/A
Did you ever fake it out of bed? N/A
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend? Most women that I've dated were as smart or smarter than I was. It doesn't bother me to have an ambitious girlfriend
Have you ever thought your spouse was boring? Most times. People tend to repeat themselves too much.
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands? I believe that men are meant to be leaders of the household. The woman does have a say, but the man has the decision. Of course, the man also has the decision to let the woman decide on many things. Women tend to be better with raising children, so let them decide on those things.
Do you believe your spouse respects you? N/A
Do you ever feel your spouse is too controlling? N/A
Have you ever feared your spouse might leave you for someone better looking? No.
Do you ever resent your spouse for not earning more money? N/A
Do you ever check out other women/men in front of your spouse? In front of my girlfriends at the time? Nope.
Are you in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend? N/A. I've never loved a woman, though.
If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends? pineapple no.
Have you ever lied to your spouse about the number of people you’ve slept with? No.
Do you fantasize about cheating on your spouse/partner? No.
Have you ever broken up by text message? No.
Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it? Yes, but definitely not on purpose.
Have you ever made a sexy video? Nope.
Have you ever posed nude? No.
Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone? Of course.
Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor? No. Again with the snooping
Have you ever pretended to be another sex online? Yes, but the other person was fully aware of it.
Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet? Of myself? No. Of others? Yes.
Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot? LOL no.
Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people? Intellect maybe, but not looks or charm. Leave that for other things.
Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you? No. Most people in this world look good because of money, not because they actually have innate beauty.
Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person? Definitely.
Have you ever had cosmetic surgery? No.
Is that your real nose? No.
Are you a compulsive spender? When I feel stressed I'm a compulsive spender.
Have you lied about your weight? Yes, many times.
Do skinny people make you jealous? No.
Have you ever stuffed your underwear? LOL no.
Have you ever made a false accusation? Yes.
Do you secretly give nothing to charity? Yes. It's not secret though.
If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back? I've had this happen to me and I turned it in to the local office here. They were able to identify the person and returned the wallet. I asked that the other person not be given my name.
Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased? Loaded question. It depends on the sin. If it's something like a white lie, hell yes.
Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant? No. Never even though of doing this before the question was asked.
Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you? No. What's up with all of the jealousy questions?
Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill? No.
Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket? Easier for women to do this, and no I've never done it. I have turned on NPR, though, to make myself appear smarter.
Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else? If I'm hanging out with the guys, sure.
Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men? No.
As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool? No.
Did you cheat on any of your tests in school? I cheated on many tests in school. Not cheating as in I knew what the answers were, but cheating as in I knew what the questions were. I figured out the answers myself.
Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read? No.
Do you think you are better looking that your siblings? Repeat question
Do you think you will still be married in 5 years? No, and I don't plan to be.
Do you sabotage your rivals at work? Sabotage? No. Make their life harder if they're doing something that interferes with me that I don't agree with? Hell yes. I can get nasty.
Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired? No. No one has pissed me off that much yet.
Have you ever lied to get a job? No.
Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive? No.
Do you like your mother-in-law? N/A
Do you really care about the starving children in Africa? No.
Do you really care about the famine in Darfur? No.
Have you ever parked in a handicapped spot? No.
Have you ever driven in a carpool lane while alone in your car? No.
Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their backs? Yes.
Do you think you are smarter than the majority of the people you grew up with? To be humble, I'm better at them in some things, they whip my ass in others.
Do you believe you are better looking than all of your friends? No.
Have you ever exaggerated to your friends the number of women/men you slept with? No.
Do you currently owe a friend money that you have no intention of paying back? No.
If you saw your friend’s spouse with another woman/man would you tell your friend? First I'd investigate into the matter before I reported it. But yes, I'd definitely report it.
Are you more comfortable around friends that you know are not as attractive as you are? No. Most of my friends are hot guys.
Have you ever discussed the intimate details of your marriage/relationship with your friends? Nope. Not really. I tend to keep to myself.
Have you ever thought that your parents would be better off if they were divorced? They've mentioned getting divorced before, but no, haven't thought about it.
Do you think that you are smarter than your parents? Again, I'm smarter than them at some things, but not at others.
Did you ever throw a party at your parents’ house without their knowledge? No.
Do you think your parents did a good job raising you? They could have done better in some areas, but overall I'm happy
Do you like your mother more than your father? Yes.
Do you believe your parents are proud of you? Yes, without a doubt.
Have you ever wished you were born into a different family? No.
Do you believe your parents favor your sibling more than you? No.
Do you respect your father? With all I got.
Have you ever stolen from your parents? No.
Do you think you are better looking than your sibling(s)? No.
Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime? Depends on what the crime is. If the crime infringed on my or another's liberties I'd do it in a heartbeat.
Do you think you are a good role model for your children? I would be. Yes.
Do you think you have what it takes to be a good father? Most definitely.
Would you be happy with yourself if you turned out like your mother/father? Most likely not. They get too nervous too quickly.
Would you say your mother is a great cook? There are better cooks out there, but I love a lot of the stuff my mom makes.
Would you be happy to marry a woman who is just like your mother? Looks similar to her? Probably. Acts like her? Maybe not. My mom and I are meant to be friends. I don't think I could marry a person like that.
Do you dislike small children? With a passion. I don't know how to handle them. I suppose it will come with time.
Do you secretly think babies are ugly? Yes. I don't understand the attraction behind a baby. It slobbers and drools and requires too much attention.
If a natural disaster left thousands of people homeless, would you let a family of strangers stay in your house? I'd interview them beforehand and it would have to crosscheck my budget first. If they passed those first two steps, I'd consider it but there'd be a lot of tough love.
Have you ever pretended to be happy for someone’s success when you really weren’t? You betcha.
Have you lied on your resume? No. I've been as truthful as possible.
Do you really believe you’re going to have a successful career? Hell yes.
Have you taken credit for someone else’s work? No, never.
Have you ever spied on your co-workers in the bathroom? Why would I do this? There's no need to.
Have you ever called in sick to work when you really weren’t? Yup. I've done it.
Do you love your job more than sex? I really don't find sex that appealing, so yes.
Have you ever disliked someone for being more successful than you? No. It actually makes me look up to them and want to have a similar aptitude for ambition as that person.
Do you think you drive a more expensive car than you can truly afford? Hell no. I drive a used car.
Are you jealous of people with more money than you? No.
Have you done anything to win? This question is kind of ambiguous, but as far as doing anything to win at all costs even if it means being downright dirty, sure. I've done it a few times.
Have you ever snooped through your girlfriends/boyfriends things? NO. I hate snooping around on other people because I hate being snooped on myself. I'm a very, very private person.
Do you always wash your hands after using the restroom? No, not always
Is there a body part on your spouse that you dislike? Not married.
Do you wish you were still single? I'm happy being single.
Did you ever fake it in bed? N/A
Did you ever fake it out of bed? N/A
Do you think you are smarter than your girlfriend/boyfriend? Most women that I've dated were as smart or smarter than I was. It doesn't bother me to have an ambitious girlfriend
Have you ever thought your spouse was boring? Most times. People tend to repeat themselves too much.
Do you believe wives must serve their husbands? I believe that men are meant to be leaders of the household. The woman does have a say, but the man has the decision. Of course, the man also has the decision to let the woman decide on many things. Women tend to be better with raising children, so let them decide on those things.
Do you believe your spouse respects you? N/A
Do you ever feel your spouse is too controlling? N/A
Have you ever feared your spouse might leave you for someone better looking? No.
Do you ever resent your spouse for not earning more money? N/A
Do you ever check out other women/men in front of your spouse? In front of my girlfriends at the time? Nope.
Are you in love with your boyfriend/girlfriend? N/A. I've never loved a woman, though.
If the opportunity presented itself, would you consider getting back together with any of your former boyfriends/girlfriends? pineapple no.
Have you ever lied to your spouse about the number of people you’ve slept with? No.
Do you fantasize about cheating on your spouse/partner? No.
Have you ever broken up by text message? No.
Have you ever taken something from a store without paying for it? Yes, but definitely not on purpose.
Have you ever made a sexy video? Nope.
Have you ever posed nude? No.
Do you have fantasies you’d never admit to anyone? Of course.
Have you ever spied on a naked neighbor? No. Again with the snooping
Have you ever pretended to be another sex online? Yes, but the other person was fully aware of it.
Have you ever uploaded a sexy picture to the internet? Of myself? No. Of others? Yes.
Do you think you’re better than everyone else because you’re hot? LOL no.
Do you use your looks and charm to manipulate people? Intellect maybe, but not looks or charm. Leave that for other things.
Are you jealous of people who are hotter than you? No. Most people in this world look good because of money, not because they actually have innate beauty.
Do you think a good personality is the most important quality in a person? Definitely.
Have you ever had cosmetic surgery? No.
Is that your real nose? No.
Are you a compulsive spender? When I feel stressed I'm a compulsive spender.
Have you lied about your weight? Yes, many times.
Do skinny people make you jealous? No.
Have you ever stuffed your underwear? LOL no.
Have you ever made a false accusation? Yes.
Do you secretly give nothing to charity? Yes. It's not secret though.
If you found someone’s wallet with $1,000 and their identification in it, would you give it back? I've had this happen to me and I turned it in to the local office here. They were able to identify the person and returned the wallet. I asked that the other person not be given my name.
Would you commit a sin to have your credit card debt erased? Loaded question. It depends on the sin. If it's something like a white lie, hell yes.
Have you ever stolen a tip from a table while eating at a restaurant? No. Never even though of doing this before the question was asked.
Do you hate people who drive nicer cars than you? No. What's up with all of the jealousy questions?
Have you ever left a restaurant without paying the bill? No.
Have you ever flirted with a policeman to get out of a ticket? Easier for women to do this, and no I've never done it. I have turned on NPR, though, to make myself appear smarter.
Do you burp/fart in public and blame it on someone else? If I'm hanging out with the guys, sure.
Are you currently a member of the Hair Club for Men? No.
As an adult, have you ever peed in a swimming pool? No.
Did you cheat on any of your tests in school? I cheated on many tests in school. Not cheating as in I knew what the answers were, but cheating as in I knew what the questions were. I figured out the answers myself.
Have you ever claimed to read a book that you have never read? No.
Do you think you are better looking that your siblings? Repeat question
Do you think you will still be married in 5 years? No, and I don't plan to be.
Do you sabotage your rivals at work? Sabotage? No. Make their life harder if they're doing something that interferes with me that I don't agree with? Hell yes. I can get nasty.
Have you ever tried to get a co-worker fired? No. No one has pissed me off that much yet.
Have you ever lied to get a job? No.
Do you find any of your spouse’s friends attractive? No.
Do you like your mother-in-law? N/A
Do you really care about the starving children in Africa? No.
Do you really care about the famine in Darfur? No.