Most hilarious or weird news stories of the day

Ahahah. For some reason I chuckled at the [SIZE="1"]"It's better to lose a tooth than to lose your life.'"[/SIZE] part.

Pantyhose Bandit:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25820223/

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"causing sheer annoyance in the neighborhood."
Ahahh pun. .-.

"it's scary for the kids.'"
LOL