Farah is SO bad-ass in this, MUST. GET. GAME.

Kasuhitomi. . .we didn't bring you here to talk about Tales. I'd like you to get comfortable; we're gonna be here for a bit.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it. Kasuhitomi, you have an addiction to Tales, and this is an intervention. Please don't be mad. If we didn't love you so much, we would never have bothered to do this. You're tearing our forum apart, and that's something none of us want to happen. 99% of the forums' posts regarding the Tales series have been by you. If you keep heading down that road, you're going to wind up in the gutters, selling your organs for the newest Tales release. . .we care too much to see that happen.

I know your mind must be racing miles a minute right now, but try to see it from our side: would we have set this all up if we weren't 100% sure of your problem? Come on, we're not against you. We want to help.

We've signed you up for a 3-week rehabilitation program at the Zork Center for Video Game-Series Dependencies. You'll be with your peers: Final Fantasy fanboys, many of the highest-ranked Street Fighter players, The Sims' schizophreniacs, and even a few Mario fanatics (some of whom are over the age of 70!). All that we need is your signature.

I should get around to playing Zork one of these days...