2009-08-08, 03:43 PM
Opeth Wrote:Oh my God, so like I was playing Mario Kart Wii online right, and like some f'aggot chose Moo Moo Meadows for whatever goddamn reason, idk. I hate that course. >:[ ANYWAY I started out all well and good, I was in 1st for the whole race until the final lap when pomegranate hit the fan. I got Blue shelled and ass raped with red shells knocking me down to 8th place, so I was like "omg omg omg I'm f'ucked!" But fortune smiled upon me as I saw another Blue shell wizzing by me, so I put on my troll face and took my trusty Bob-omb the item boxes gave me and raced to catch up to the poor sap in 1st place that just got his sh'it ruined. I went off the jump and landed literally right infront of him and dropped my bomb. B'itch blew up and I ended up coming in 1st.
FELT GOOD MAN.
YOU my good man, as a Mario Kart player, scare me. This is why I won't ever play online Mario Kart.