Talk to God!

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Me:
Hi!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Mira.
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Mira. I am so glad you find this amusing, Mira.
Me:
How'd you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Nice
God:
:-) Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Welcome'
God:
Hello there Mira.
Me:
Hi again!
God:
Once more? Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Hi hi. I already told you.
God:
Hi there Mira. Hello. What is your name? Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Oops
God:
:-) Did you make a mistake.
Me:
No you did.
God:
Are you serious? You say I did.
Me:
Well i think you did.
God:
Interesting. Me? I did not.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
That's cool.
God:
Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
Thanks!
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Kay.
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
I have to think about that onw.
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
I don't?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Mira said don t.
Me:
Oh no.
God:
I don't judge people. Are you serious?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about don t. But I did not get that.
Me:
Me either.
God:
It goes without saying. For you Mira?
Me:
For me! yay! Pheeee
God:
OK I will do it for you. I'm glad your impressed, Mira. What do you have that is ?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Me either!
God:
It goes without saying. For you Mira?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NOO
God:
I've lost the context, Mira. Are we still on Pheeee?
Me:
I guess.
God:
You seem not interested.
Me:
How right you are. :4
God:
Understood. No I am not. Oh four.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Whoa.
Me:
How many times have you said "Let's do it."
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
Or have you? huh?
God:
No I don't think I have. What?
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. That's alright.
Me:
I love you
God:
:-) Thanks I like you a lot too Mira.
Me:
Do you have a nose?
God:
Not yet.
Me:
Why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Uh-huh.
God:
Yup. I don't judge people.
Me:
I do
God:
When?
Me:
Just the other day.
God:
We can't all be perfect.
Me:
I know. Are you perfect?
God:
How do you know it? Yes I am a flawless entity.
Me:
You told me, and lol.
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Oh no!
God:
That's alright. Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
onononononnoo
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
I told you.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:

God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:

God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Again!?
God:
" What is your real name?" .
Me:
No
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
No.
God:
Now you are saying "no"?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Great.
Me:
Woot.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blurple.
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
Thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
You're awesome.
God:
Thank you I appreciate your remark.
Me:

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Mira.
Me:
What if i don't?
God:
Try it.
Me:

God:
Try it.
Me:
Stop repeating yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Thank you!
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Mira.
Me:
Do you liek noobs.
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
I guess not?
God:
Does that mean "no"?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
T_T
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
T_______T
God:
How are you, T T.
Me:
No!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You repeat yourrself ALOT.
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention. How often?
Me:
Well, about every other minute.
God:
Well that's okay. That is a generalization.
Me:
Creepy.
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don't read science Fiction.
God:
What kind of books do you read?
Me:
Harry potter?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Uhh...
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Can i have a Chinchilla?
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Two would be nice.
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
Hm.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Can i have two chinchillas?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
Their soft.
God:
I heard they have a good soft.
Me:
MMm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Studies show that 60% of staticts are made up on the spot.
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
Why not.
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why can't i trust research funded by the government?
God:
Who says you can't do it?
Me:
You said i can't.
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
You sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
Can i buy 4 puppies? I love them.
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. You love them. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Cuteness.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Why do YOU want to know how old i am?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
I thought you were all seeing, God?
God:
No, I am only partly seeing God.
Me:
Awwww, I hope you can become all seeing sometime.
God:
All?
Me:
Yes, all.
God:
I see. " All?"? All?
Me:
All!
God:
" All?"? All?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
I agree, "YIKES!"
God:
I'm glad we agree. How old are you?
Me:
I'm not going to tell you how old i am.
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
I think i will go get some gum instead.
God:
You believe that? What will you find there?
Me:
I will find gum there.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I would recommnt this action to a friend.
God:
What would make you recommnt this action to a friend?
Me:
The fact that gum is yummy would make me recommnt this action to a friend.
God:
Good reason. I think gum is a lot of things.
Me:
I think gum is a lot of things, too, God.
God:
Since when? Aren't all lot of things too God gum?
Me:
No.
God:
I did not know that.

I think I outsmarted God. Oh my.