B> Skelesaurus Neck Bones

HELLO SOUTHPERRIAN LOWLIFES. DO YOU SPEND COUNTLESS HOURS EXERCISING YOUR ASS AT SKELES? IS YOUR INVENTORY AND MTS FULL OF THESE ABUNDANT F(UCKErs RIGHT HERE?:



WELL FEAR NOT, BECAUSE HERE I AM, PRESENTING TO YOU AN EFFICIENT AND EASY WAY TO PROFIT OUT OF WHAT YOU, MY DEAR SOUTHPERRY, HATE THE MOST IN THIS GAME: USELESS MONSTER ETCS. THAT'S RIGHT; I SHI'T YOU NOT I AM BUYING THESE USELESS ETCS ONLY TO MAKE YOUR LIVES EASIER. NO NEED TO THANK ME; I'M GOING TO BE THANKING YOU BY PAYING 1,000 MESOS for EVERY NECK BONE!

HOT DAMN, I WANT IN ON THIs PRACTICALLY FREE MONEY. HOW???//
ALRIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS HERE'S WHAT YOU DO GO TO YOUR NEAREST TOWN'S DUEY:



IF YOU MAKE MY LIFE EASIER BY SENDING ME YOUR NECK BONES THROUGH DUEY, NOT ONLY WILL I PAY YOU YOUR 1K PER NECK BONE AS WELL AS COVER THE DELIVERY FEE, BUT I'LL ALSO REWARD YOU WITH 150K JUST FOR BEING A GENEROUS MAPLEr. IF THAT'S NOT Y OUR STYLE THEN JUST /find Septher AND I'LL STOP WHATEVER I'M DOING I DON'T CARE IF I'M AT ZAKUm I'LL RETURN SCROLL RUN TO THE FM AND KINDLY TAKE ALL OF THESE PLENTIFUL ANNOYANCES OFF OF YOUR HANDS AND PAY YOU WITH A SMILe.

I'M A MANIAC I KNOW, DON'T MIND ME I JUST WANT TO MAKE MAPLESTORy A BETTER PLACE.

[SIZE="4"]/find Septher[/SIZE] in-game. :3