The epic journey
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Afterwords, the crew of the Lion King came out and began to sing "Rock me Sexy Jesus!" This is when the right winged nut cases started shooting everyone in town as if they were turkies. However, unbeknonced to them, this was actually a turkey farm, and they have actually really just gone insane. In the meantime, somewhere in the Johto Regein, Pikachu got laided by the hands of Team Rocket, Ash, and a very big Raichu. Rumors began to circulate that he didn't enjoy this, which lead to his expusion from the Johto Regein. Ash then went emo and started cutting. This is when Misty tried to compfort him by 24/7 sex-on-demand, which Ash quickly realised he can abuse. After abusing it for two years, he decided to actually do something and go after Pikachu. Course, he was drunk, so he misread his own thoughts and hunted Pikachu down with a Chain Saw. But by this time, Pikachu had turned into a Roman Sex God, and ash was killed on the spot by the Germans. Why the Germans? I have no fucking idea.

Continue from that. xP
(Hey, he never gave size limitations)
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The epic journey - by Alloy - 2008-07-17, 09:23 PM
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