How to drink a bottle of vodka in 20 seconds.

Small quantities of alcohol are directly linked to several health BENEFITS. We're talking a glass of wine occasionally, not getting plastered at a kegger. The brain damage by alcohol is inconsequential unless you drink way too much for a long time. Even then, other parts of your body, (liver especially,) will be damaged by alcohol far far more than your brain.

Actually the benefits of red wine are not due to alcohol content, but its rich supply of antioxidants. You're not doing yourself any favours, health-wise, drinking alcohol.

Anyways...everything in moderation...