For the programmers of Southperry

I bring you...nerdcore hip-hop.

Comin' straight outta Stanford, ain't nobody tougher,
Control-X, Control-C, I'll discard your f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ckin' buffer.
You're outside your scope, son, close them curly brackets,
'Cause I drop punk-ass b[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]tches like a modem drops packets.

Your mom circulates like a public key,
Servicing more requests than HTTP.
She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME,
Oh, there's so much drama in the PhD.

inb4 haters.