Opeth Wrote:Good luck with that.
It's worked for me on multiple occasions so...
I guess that based on this your answer would really be
Crush from 1st grade
Pour your heart out and get rejected in 4th grade
Cry about it for 8 years
Try again a week before graduation
Talk about long distance relationships and how you're willing to make it work even though she's thousands of miles away
Hope she's not cheating on you for a year
Have a decent summer together with a special romantic night two days before she goes back to school
Cum too early
Hate yourself but blame it on her
Wallow in despair (alone) for several more years
Marry someone who's had a similar experience
Have sex about 3 times a year, it's not great but at least you're not enjoying it so much that premature ejaculation is a problem any more
Have a kid
Tell them how great it is to fall in love even if they end up getting hurt
Watch them get hurt
Die slowly, regretting that you wasted most of your life trying to get a single girl and trolling an internet forum.
I am pretty sure at least 3 of those are pokemon moves so it's not totally off topic....
I guess if I am going to attack you like that I should add to the end of my list "Go home and cry about monster cards still not being fixed"