Erich Wrote:Bob should get his leg checked out, but first, take off the pants. He SHOULD have underwear on.
Bob removes his pants, unabashed in front of his assistant Tom. He is wearing British Flag undies, in the manner of his hero, Austin Powers. He examines his leg and sees that the staple wasn't embedded in his leg - he's much too skinny for that. It had instead closed around it, cutting off circulation. He thanks the stapler for this cool new fashion statement, but pries it loose. Bob is now carrying a pair of piss soaked pants and a bent staple.