2009-07-13, 10:52 PM
Kurtle Wrote:Time for Bob to go for a little run but he must first grab a cigar and light it in order to distract people from the lovely piss stains. However, Bob must be careful to avoid running into strong winds as they might blow his stick figure away
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Bob looks for a lighter, but doesn't see one. He certainly doesn't want to reach into his pocket to get one. He starts running in circles around the office, dripping piss everywhere he goes. As he runs, the stapler is jostled around, until it shifts enough to open, and is pressed against his leg. Bob yelps in pain as the stapler gets its revenge, burying cold, piss-soaked steel into his leg.
He should probably get that checked out.