The adventures of Bob

Bob must answer the phone but relieve himself at the same time as both actions are necessary at once

 Spoiler

It feels odd being I am the only one controlling Bob atm

Bob pisses his pants as he races to answer the phone. Wait, what phone? There's no phone in his office, and his cell phone is in his car. The stapler, by the way, is no longer happy, and is now quite distressed at its moist new environment.