The adventures of Bob

Bob should go steal the red Swingline stapler then use it in his mouth to staple Tom in the head. Following this Bob should relieve himself on the ficus. Damn you ficus'

Bob already stole the stapler, hence it sitting happily on the cigars. He puts it in his pocket, which can inexplicably hold large items, not wanting to incapacitate his useful assistant. The ficus calls to him, but before he can relieve himself, a phone rings.