The adventures of Bob

Hrmm

Bob should use his slim physique to get some ladies

Bob looks around, but sees no ladies. He does, however, see his assistant, Tom, a rather bland looking man of 20 years. He doesn't particularly care for the man, but he does a damned good job of...whatever it is he does. It isn't important, afterall, Tom's only an assistant, and his job is solely defined by whatever Bob does. He also sees 4 walls, 2 windows (one on the north wall, one on the west. Tom is near the west window, as is a potted plant. Probably a ficus). There is a door on the south wall, and a desk on the east wall, covered in papers, pens, and various office supplies. A red stapler swiped from a hapless co-worker sits happily (as happily as a stapler can sit) on a box of cigars.