My Life Is [A Never-Ending Story]

Hey now!

I typically use my favorite names for characters I like (or ones that are going to be important). Melanie is my favorite female name! Yay fun facts. I really like Selest, too.

Here's how I see them:

Melanie: the nice girl you take home to mom, put a ring on, make babies with, live happily ever after, etc.

Selest: the OMFGwtpBBQ smokin' hot Jezebel that you take to a motel, get drunk and play strip poker with, bang for hours on end (recording everything, of course) and never see again because she woke up before you and stole your wallet, car keys, and pants so now you have to make the walk of shame pantsless that hot, whorey she-devil but at least you have a homemade porno to show for it until you get home and realize she stole your camera too that peach. But it was still worth it.

Yeah, I think I'll be going to sleep now.