What's causing all the inflation?

Two goats and your wife for my cow?! That's outrageous! My cow is worth AT LEAST your first born and 1 hen.

In all seriousness, I should probably start merchantmen on the off chance that I decide play MS again. Take advantage of the prices and whatnot.

I'll give you 3 cocks and a rock. A shiny clear rock that makes pretty lights when you hold it up to the sun.