People are just so cruel.

Sorry to disappoint you Felix. I am enamored with an amazing (3D) woman.

I bid you all farewell.

You poor, poor man. I wish you luck, but don't come crying to us when you find out they're all

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bit'ches and whores.

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My waifu looking adorable with her sister.

It's a good thing that butterfly isn't golden. I'd have to warn them.