2009-06-23, 11:59 AM
Hello again Southperry, this is Gregory Henry Cardinell, your president. There are some things we should talk about, if that’s alright. I’ve been thinking quite a bit lately about something we can all relate to. Something that is, unquestionably, inescapably, American. I am referring of course, to our great national pastime, baseball. Or so it had been. That’s right Southperry, before we were devastated by atomic forum war, each forum had it’s own professional baseball team. Imagine, a perfect, cloudless day, the sun is warm, welcoming. And on the horizon they appear. Like knights of yore, armed with bats of ash and hickory. Their name, the Southperrian Swingers, their purpose, to make you, dear Southperry, revel in the joys of sport and sunshine. If only for an afternoon. Now, ask yourself this. What if the Southperrian Swingers could live again? What if they could compete with baseball teams from Basil or Sleepywood? Put your faith in Gregory Henry Cardinell, great Southperry, and baseball will live again. Comfort, recreation, healthy competition. All will live again. This forum will live again. But for now, my Southperry, we must part. Restoring the greatest forum in the world to its former glory, well, huh huh, well that takes time, even for the Funhouse. Until we meet again, this is Gregory Henry Cardinell, signing off.