I found a solution

[color="#cc8899"]Shenanigans, ensue at will (yes, that means you, Gropeth). I found a way to no longer have my Southperrying be interupted by halting traffic flow due to upturned equines on the road, or any similar Shenanigannery. And no, it wasn't blocking you, I find you far too silly and fun to do such a thing. So, I say unto you all, go forth, and copypasta!

tldr: I'm not upset about horses anymore. I was just afraid they would try to have sex with me and kill me.[/COLOR]