I'm drunk, what about you?

In high school, the church across the street would make free pancake lunches for the students when June exams rolled around. Free pancakes, syrup, coffee, and orange juice for the platypi who think coffee is too bitter. FUCKING RAGE WHEN I SHOWED UP ONE DAY AND THERE WASN'T ANY SYRUP LEFT! HAD TO EAT MY PANCAKES DRY AND DRINK MY COFFEE WITH SUGAR

My sister is a weirdo who likes banana pancakes.

Is your sister hot?

I'd like to try strawberry pancakes.

FUND IT