I'm drunk, what about you?

I really love pancakes. The most I ever ate in one sitting was fifteen. I really like maple syrup, as well. I cover my pancakes in it. I don't use butter on them. They're not bad with chocolate chips in them. I think IHOP is a pretty swell place. But for some reason, I've actually never ordered pancakes there. I dunno why.

Hmm... I'm kind of hungry now.