Rogues take 0 skills in PvP

Reminds me of a diagram displayin the routes to take in an RPG novel.

"Fk! Yu got stuk in quicksand! Wat u do!?"
--Try to find a vine to climb out with. Turn to page 178.
--Scream for help. Turn to next page.
--Lie down calmly, hoping some beasties aren't going to have sex with you. Turn to page 7.

Several minutes later...

"Fk! Yu got stuk in quicksand! Wat u do!?"

Two minutes later...

"Opz yo diead game over"