2009-05-31, 11:52 PM
Greg Wrote:Can I hear it anyway? :<(Could've been) your Youtube account
You're secretly a 23-year-old man named Joseph living in Detroit who creates accounts on MapleStory forums under the false identity of "Greg" in order to solicit sex from minors. You were banned from Sleepywood because Adura didn't want competition. Your trolling is a ploy to lure the young into interest, which leads to AIM conversations, irl meetups, and ultimately: fornication.
Judging by this video, you're most likely a furry, as well. You probably carry around a child-sized fursuit in the trunk of your white van.
You are a fan of Slipknot (gross) and have made about 100 videos of yourself playing Doom. You also enjoy Youtube poop and Beavis and Butthead (you're dumb).