2009-05-28, 02:41 PM
My future wife will be licking my balls before she tries meddling with my godlike last name. It's an Armenian, 12-letter-long last name that pretty much nobody can pronounce without my help, and I love it.
"GAAAR.. UH.. KAN.. IAN? IS THAT RIGHT?"
and then I look them straight in the eye like I'm about to f(ucking knife them and say "No, it's not".
"GAAAR.. UH.. KAN.. IAN? IS THAT RIGHT?"
and then I look them straight in the eye like I'm about to f(ucking knife them and say "No, it's not".
