2009-05-23, 10:40 PM
Schrodinger Wrote:Because I want to legally marry my cow Betsy since we've been in a relationship since we were both five. Betsy is honestly an intellectual who loves mooing Antonio Salieri and staring at abstract 17th-century art paintings. She is an intellectual and we have decided that our passion should not be considered inferior just because society is blinded by prejudice and couldn't possibly grasp the hidden intellectualism that the animal kingdom possesses.
Betsy will be extremely stressed out having to take care of our adopted children and working at the barn. She deserves the tax benefits. Who is to say that a relationship between "man and animal" is inferior to a relationship between "man and man" or "man and woman" or "woman and woman?"
I didn't choose to love Betsy. I was born this way. And Betsy was sent to me as a gift from the eternal Mozajak as a sign that our love is genuine and we are but victims of society's prejudice.
The day when it's possible to fuse human DNA with Cow DNA is the day you two can live in holy matrimony.
