I fell UP the stairs at my high school's stadium, while holding my marching french horn, in full uniform, and would've had to pay like $400 to fix the horn if it had gotten broken on CONCRETE stairs. Luckily, I managed to keep it from hitting anything, but I faceplanted. And tore a hole in my gloves.
Also, one time I was drunk and standing up from the toilet. I was wearing heels, which I don't do often. I overbalanced and almost hit my head on the wall opposite the toilet. *salutes*
EDIT: Got up from a nap, saw that I only had an hour until a final, freaked out, bruised myself on doorways running through my apartment, and was halfway through making my coffee when I realized I was 12 hours early. I was wondering why it was still light outside. (The final was at 7:30 AM.)
Also, one time I was drunk and standing up from the toilet. I was wearing heels, which I don't do often. I overbalanced and almost hit my head on the wall opposite the toilet. *salutes*
EDIT: Got up from a nap, saw that I only had an hour until a final, freaked out, bruised myself on doorways running through my apartment, and was halfway through making my coffee when I realized I was 12 hours early. I was wondering why it was still light outside. (The final was at 7:30 AM.)