I'll answer everything.

wanna go?

Already there.

Hey guys, take that outside.

YOU CAN'T SCAPE THE INTERNET.

Can you please provide me with directions to the nearest exit?

Yes, keep walking. Sooner or later, you'll have to burst through a wall. Be ready.

What do that goggles do?

1 STR, 1 DEX, 1 speed. They have 3 slots, and they are smaller than I hoped. But still awesome.

+1 to all stats (INT, STR, LUK, DEX), I think. 3 slots.

Edit: Ohwai, wrong thread.

DOUBLE FAILURE.

How big is the internet?
And is it really a series of tubes and not just a big truck you can dump stuff on?

-Bigger than the MOON.
-It's a garden gnome network consisting in lots of hard working employees.