Full name (First and Last): Osama bin Laden
Birth Date: 1957 (I rape goats)
Your Account Name: Quantact
Forum ID (if applicable): Quantact
Your bank account number and routing information: I have my own bank, biatch.
Your mother's maiden name: Where I come from, we don't name our goats.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Of course it doesn't. I am a retard because I am 6'4" and weigh 160lb
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
I'll hijack...errr volunteer 4-6PM each weekday. All my other time is spent training the mujhadeen to receive their 72 virgins. They're all eager cause none of them can get a woman any other way
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Cave, Afganistan, who gives a fuuck.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Biatch, I INVENTED the hacks.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Social boards. Mujhadeen aren't really good conversation so I try to get to know the imperialistic crusaders I'll be killing next Monday.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hell no.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Is this a trick question? (yes, I am a retard.)
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Look, you can get 25,000,000 mesos for turning me into the Feds! Too bad you'll never find my nifty cave!
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm
Birth Date: 1957 (I rape goats)
Your Account Name: Quantact
Forum ID (if applicable): Quantact
Your bank account number and routing information: I have my own bank, biatch.
Your mother's maiden name: Where I come from, we don't name our goats.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
Of course it doesn't. I am a retard because I am 6'4" and weigh 160lb
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
I'll hijack...errr volunteer 4-6PM each weekday. All my other time is spent training the mujhadeen to receive their 72 virgins. They're all eager cause none of them can get a woman any other way
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Cave, Afganistan, who gives a fuuck.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Biatch, I INVENTED the hacks.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Social boards. Mujhadeen aren't really good conversation so I try to get to know the imperialistic crusaders I'll be killing next Monday.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Hell no.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Is this a trick question? (yes, I am a retard.)
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Look, you can get 25,000,000 mesos for turning me into the Feds! Too bad you'll never find my nifty cave!
http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/topten/fugitives/laden.htm