2009-05-02, 02:31 PM
I think we can begin our journey to a better America by dropping a nuclear bomb on Hollywood.
On CNN:
"Today, America overwhelmingly chose to reject the shallow materialism that has taken root in our society the last few decades. More Americans are stepping out of their homes to spend time with their neighbors and friends, less money is being spent on debauchery, more on things tangible to human existence.
As a symbol of these good things, America has dropped a nuclear bomb on Hollywood, incinerating 98% of the actors and actresses that were a symbol of everything wrong with America. And nothing of value was lost. President Obama is set to receive a Nobel Peace Prize for this unique and intelligent gesture, which has significantly cleaned up America's image in the eyes of the world."
On CNN:
"Today, America overwhelmingly chose to reject the shallow materialism that has taken root in our society the last few decades. More Americans are stepping out of their homes to spend time with their neighbors and friends, less money is being spent on debauchery, more on things tangible to human existence.
As a symbol of these good things, America has dropped a nuclear bomb on Hollywood, incinerating 98% of the actors and actresses that were a symbol of everything wrong with America. And nothing of value was lost. President Obama is set to receive a Nobel Peace Prize for this unique and intelligent gesture, which has significantly cleaned up America's image in the eyes of the world."