2009-05-01, 03:15 PM
(This post was last modified: 2009-05-01, 03:22 PM by ItachiPower.)
Before I read the contents of what to fill out, I thought you were serious. Lol.
Here's my try:
Full name (First and Last): Lloyd Korn
Birth Date: 1932/12/5
Your Account Name: GMSIdoit
Forum ID (if applicable): Don't have one.
Your bank account number and routing information: 379198473. What's routing info?
Your mother's maiden name: I was adopted. No mama.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I was sexually harassed by my parents at the age of 2.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Never.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
??, Iraq. EST
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Damn right man.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mod and Admin forums!
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
I can't drive. Don't live in a state. Don't own a dog. I can't pee.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I was banned at least 13 times this past minute. I also scammed at least 50 characters and hacked 67 accounts.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
I love you.
Here's my try:
Full name (First and Last): Lloyd Korn
Birth Date: 1932/12/5
Your Account Name: GMSIdoit
Forum ID (if applicable): Don't have one.
Your bank account number and routing information: 379198473. What's routing info?
Your mother's maiden name: I was adopted. No mama.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I was sexually harassed by my parents at the age of 2.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Never.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
??, Iraq. EST
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Damn right man.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Mod and Admin forums!
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
I can't drive. Don't live in a state. Don't own a dog. I can't pee.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I was banned at least 13 times this past minute. I also scammed at least 50 characters and hacked 67 accounts.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
I love you.