2009-05-01, 11:49 AM
Full name (First and Last): Christopher Paul Isaac Rick Astley Poole.
Birth Date: 09/09/09
Your Account Name: Fiel and Isaac's bastard child, FisaacGS.
Forum ID (if applicable): FisaacGS. Can't you read retard?
Your bank account number and routing information: Is that a sexual metaphor for anal sex?
Your mother's maiden name: MY MOTHER DIED YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I put a name?
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Forever! In the past that is.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Everywhere, Somewhere, Nowhere.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Yes.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Every single one of them bitches!
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
I can provide you with a feces sample.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Fuck no! Are you an insipid retard?
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Rainbows Mother Fucker, do you speak it?
Birth Date: 09/09/09
Your Account Name: Fiel and Isaac's bastard child, FisaacGS.
Forum ID (if applicable): FisaacGS. Can't you read retard?
Your bank account number and routing information: Is that a sexual metaphor for anal sex?
Your mother's maiden name: MY MOTHER DIED YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!! I HOPE YOU DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAY POSSIBLE.
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
I put a name?
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
Forever! In the past that is.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Everywhere, Somewhere, Nowhere.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Yes.
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Every single one of them bitches!
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
I can provide you with a feces sample.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Fuck no! Are you an insipid retard?
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Rainbows Mother Fucker, do you speak it?