2009-05-01, 11:35 AM
LOL. This really made me LOL hard IRL. Fiel, you're the best. 
Full name (First and Last): Victor Qwertyleetbbq
Birth Date: 01.05.09
Your Account Name: YourAccountName
Forum ID (if applicable): Combattente
Your bank account number and routing information: wuts this
Your mother's maiden name: watt
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
No, it doesn't. I'm a retard because my mom made me like this.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
All the day. I'm a nerd who volunteers all the day without getting paid.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
pineapple you, why should I give you this information?
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Yes, I am. ANYTHING AGAINST HACKERS?
5. What boards do you normally post in?
General MapleStory.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
No, but I can give you my cat's driver license. Yes, he can drive.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I'm well known for being a spammer and bumping old threads.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Yes. Go pineapple yourself. And for pineapple I really mean pineapple.
Full name (First and Last): Victor Qwertyleetbbq
Birth Date: 01.05.09
Your Account Name: YourAccountName
Forum ID (if applicable): Combattente
Your bank account number and routing information: wuts this
Your mother's maiden name: watt
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
No, it doesn't. I'm a retard because my mom made me like this.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
All the day. I'm a nerd who volunteers all the day without getting paid.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
pineapple you, why should I give you this information?
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
Yes, I am. ANYTHING AGAINST HACKERS?
5. What boards do you normally post in?
General MapleStory.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
No, but I can give you my cat's driver license. Yes, he can drive.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes. I'm well known for being a spammer and bumping old threads.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Yes. Go pineapple yourself. And for pineapple I really mean pineapple.