Birth Date: 9/31/88
Your Account Name: sicnarf
Forum ID (if applicable): Providence
Your bank account number and routing information: 88275---waitaminuteisthisascam?
Your mother's maiden name: Fiel
1. Does the name and birthdate on your account match your real name and birthdate? If not, tell us why you're a retard.
No, i fell on my head.
2. For what times do you plan on volunteering?
12:31-12:32 AM.
3. Include city, country, and time zone.
Well, I heard NYC is in the US and in EDT.
4. Are you a hacker? (No, this is not a trick question)
YES LOL I HEK U
5. What boards do you normally post in?
Usually /b/, sometimes /gif/.
Oh wait.
6. If you qualify, would you be able to submit a copy of one of the following forms of identification: Driver's License, state identification, dog's pedigree, or urine sample?
Only stool, sorry.
7. Is there any prior abuse on your account that you know of? If so, tell us why you're a retard.
Yes, I fell on my head.
8. Before I investigate your account, is there anything else that you wish to include?
Me love you long time?
Edit: omg this isn't PM. DISREGARD THIS.