Pretty funny. College Humor is beginning to earn a spot on my Firefox toolbar.
Maple Version
No Life Mapler: Who do you think you are bringing his kind into my house?
No Life Maplerette: He could hear you! He just went off to the bathroom...
Ordinary Mapler: He's a nice guy, really.
No Life Mapler: He's a n00b, Jessica. A n00b. He can't even KS fast enough to keep up with my BMs 1337 dmg.
Ordinary Mapler: So what? I love him! What difference does it make anyway? You're only so "GODLY" because you waste $500 a week on Gachapon.
No Life Mapler:What's the matter? You jealous I got more money than you? Jealous I can afford to Megaphone my vapidity across the server? This relationship will never work, it's got epic fail written all over it.
No Life Maplerette: Honey, he called Balrog a "Barlog."
Ordinary Mapler: I don't care what you say! Ryan and I are perfect for each other.
No Life Mapler: You're a member of this guild, God damn it. We don't date n00bz, we pwn them!
No Life Maplerette: He's right, dear. If they don't leech, Gach everyday, or KS they are epic fail.
Ordinary Mapler: This is so unfair, I wish I was never a member of this guild!
No Life Mapler: You bite your tongue, young lady. There are children playing third world MMO's that would KILL for your phat connections. There's plenty of Maplers out there who can't Horntail because we're always holding the altar.
Ordinary Mapler: Maybe I don't care about Horntail! Maybe I LIKE n00bz! Maybe I want to MARRY a n00b someday!
No Life Mapler: Over my Level 200 illegally powerleveled Bowmaster's temporarily dead body.
n00b: *enters* ...Mr. Guildmaster?
Guild: *Gasp*
n00b: I know you're concerned. Maybe rightfully so. There are a lot of things I don't understand. Hell, I can't even manage to find the Freemarket half the time. But I know when I've found love, Mr. Guildmaster. And I love your daughter. In the end, I think that's worth more than all the KSed innocents in the server.
